Crime Scene Do Not Enter

I went across
the line
though I was told
not to
The rebellious 
Nature within 
me
I guess

What I saw
when I entered
the establishment
was extremely
Horrific 
to say
the
least

Someone had
neatly
Placed
a 
"Whataburger"
in 
an 
IN N OUT
Joint

SWEET MARY OF JESUS

This is California
for Christ Sake!
Home where
they say
Cow's Milk
is better ( According to the COW Union, ran exclusively by the feminist cow movement)
The vegetables are 
freshly picked
from the grossly
under paid
Undocumented
worker 
and 
Most women 
over 40
have more
plastic
on their
face
than 
the Main
Headquaters
at Mattel ( Toy Factory).

The Usual suspects
are being questioned
Special attention
is being placed
On the Texan 
wearing a 5 gallon 
Cowboy hat
and
a Big Ass shiney
buckle

Something just 
ain't
Right Here.....................

Ps. to the reader Californians and Texans often argue which is a better burger.  In N Out is originally a California Establishment, where as Whataburger originated from Texas