Poem -

Crumbs on the counter

author
GREG TUCKER THE...
Crumbs on the counter

I left some 
crumbs on
The counter
Feel free 
To gobble 
Them up
As my palate 
Has no use 
For them.

I realize 
I was supposed 
To leave you
A serving
Or two
But I was hungry 

I did however
Left you
The 
Crumbs
Bon appetit!

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Views: 
682
Rating:
Total votes: 1
Tags: 
Food Guilt Humor
Poetry Genre: 
Comedy
Topic: 
Humour
Listed in:
Contest Entries
Log in to leave a comment.

more from GREG TUCKER THE DEPLORABLE POETGREG TUCKER THE DEPLORABL...

Poem -
author
GREG TUCKER THE...

Cultural War

Cultural War

A Faint heart
Never Fucked
A bobcat

Speaking your truth
pours blood
on...

Total votes: 3
365
2
Poem -
author
GREG TUCKER THE...

Epstein files

Epstein files

I think
I am
I speak
I become

I dream
I awake
against the...

Total votes: 0
374
Poem -
author
GREG TUCKER THE...

Mirror

Mirror

Looking into you
is deceptive
As we see what
we want to see

A photograph...

Total votes: 1
238

Latest poems in Comedy

Poem -
author
Rory McGinlay

Australian crawl

I was listening to Australian crawl
When nerve pain began in my right

Big toe.

One...

Total votes: 0
42
Poem -
author
matthew harris

Glory to thermodynamics...

Glory to thermodynamics...

the branch of physics that studies the relationships between heat, energy, and work in a system, as well as...

Total votes: 0
158
Poem -
author
matthew harris

Hope springs eternal...

Hope springs eternal...

as Democrats swept key races
in 2025 elections in early referendum
as the donkey switch...

Total votes: 0
268

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com