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Crumbs on the counter

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GREG TUCKER THE...
Crumbs on the counter

I left some 
crumbs on
The counter
Feel free 
To gobble 
Them up
As my palate 
Has no use 
For them.

I realize 
I was supposed 
To leave you
A serving
Or two
But I was hungry 

I did however
Left you
The 
Crumbs
Bon appetit!

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Total votes: 1
Tags: 
Food Guilt Humor
Poetry Genre: 
Comedy
Topic: 
Humour
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