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Culinary Culminations

Culinary Culminations

I’ve found a new enjoyment, now that I have time to kill;
I spend a couple hours daily, honing my culinary skills!
I listen to soft music, as I create my recipes;
I never use a cookbook, ingredients just by me!
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The experiments are just like chemistry, the compounds have to blend;
To find a working formula, for the taste buds to it lend!
I work only with organics, preservatives are all taboo;
No chemicals or steroids, will I ever serve to you!
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Sometimes I’m unsuccessful, the dish is bland and blah;
But most times my taster Linda, says “I love it, ooh la la”!
It brings the culmination of my happiness, when I please her soft taste buds;
The chef is well rewarded, when she labels him “her stud”!
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I am Chef Laurent
Sample my gourmet cooking
And give it three stars

 

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!!.....I had to PIN this my friend!!..... It reads so beautifully aloud!!.....VERY humorous and so easy to relate to..... the lines that you have in quotations are sooooo PERFECT that I could literally see them as scenes on a television series.... maybe I'm just a little weird!! (smiles)..... wonderful writing LARRY!!.......LOVE & ROCKETS!!......T xo  : )

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Larry Ran

My Dear Tony,

Hmm...Food for thought.  A television show for senior citizens, using all the right recipes for "Culinary Culminations".  I wonder who I could pitch for the gig?  I guess I'm "just a little weird" too.
Glad I could make you smile.
Thanks for, as usual, another killer comment.

LOVE & ROCKETS back at you,
Larry xxx

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