Cut Off At The Pass
Last night my beautiful Linda, looked voluptuous beyond compare;
Her body very scantly clad, forty inches of gorgeous hair!
My libido was going crazy, I pulled her to my side;
I whispered that I loved her, my excitement I could not hide!
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We kissed and held a minute, knowing quiet we had to be;
For Cookie was sleeping underneath our bed, and we didn’t want her to see!
Because she has a nasty habit, of governing our sex;
Showing up before it’s culmination, a most unwanted hex!
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For somehow, she is very psychic, we will see her little head;
Racing up her doggie stairway, alerted to a “code red”!
All of a sudden, she is watching us, our moment quickly passed;
Trading fruition for fits of laughter, both of us aghast!
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Our psychic Cookie
Knows just when to intercede
Cut off at the pass
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Dear Greg,
We had a wonderful quiet day, with just Larry, me and Cookie. Larry cooked a leg of lamb with many other dishes. We didn't want turkey because we eat it often. How was your day?
Love,
Linda xxx
It was good I should have gone south
with my sister but stayed homeÂ
Lol...ever thought of putting her out of the boudaire ???...when I got with my last husband my German shepherd would lie between us in bed with her paw on me growling at him. When she was banned from the bed she would wedge herself under the dressing table thinking if she faced inward we couldn't see her..lol. God, I miss that dog, says a lot that I miss her more than the marriage which did not last!! ??
My Dear Marion,
We've actually decided to have matinees now, because she goes to doggie day camp six days a week, and we don't have to sneak. We tried once to shut her in the bathroom, but all she did was cry. So sorry to hear about your German Shepherd. Linda and her ex-husband used breed and show them. Our dear Nico, was named after Linda's favorite one of all, Nicole (Niki). No pun intended, but I guess the marriage "went to the dogs".
All my love,
Larry xxx