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" Daddy..Stop !?" x

" Daddy..Stop !?" x

" Daddy, Stop..Or i will have to call the police !
If you do not, Let my Mummy be released ?
Daddy stop, Cant you just give her a time out ?
For leaving all her clothes, Thrown about !
Instead of a few clumps & a few clouts ?!
If you do not, I will have to shout 
& call & get, The bloody police out ?
As, You always told me , Violence is for lay abouts?
Poor Mummy,s bum, Is real red raw !
She is your wife, & not your hoare ?
The one you are supposed to cherish & adore ?
So, Why would you want to make Mummy,s bum sore?
Put her down now Daddy, I really must insist
& cos i was so very scared, I have also pissed !
So let Mummy go, So she can put me in the bath!
& Daddy, Are you having a fuck n giraffe?
Not once have i seen my poor Mummy laugh!
& you tell me ,It is me that is daft?
Come now Mummy, Get right away 
If this is Daddys, Idea of foreplay ?
& poor Mummy wont be able to sit down all day!
We,ll see what the police have to say !
Good job i came in when i did ...
He could have hit her with some kind of lid !
& in the attic, Her body he could have hid ?
& this is way too much shit to deal with..For a little kid !"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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