the dance...

I stand in the corner
this way I can cover all sides
I know its in here
but where will it abide

slowly I move forward
Unsure of each step I take
knowing if it jumps at me
I'll do a dance one cant fake

then that dreadfull thing happens
I feel it crawilng down my neck
Those eight legs move quickly
I look like a drunk pirate dancing on deck

both arms up top
I start moving my hips
if they could move like this they'll do the flips

Its crawilng down my pants
I dont know what to do
I start jumping around
looking like I have to go to the loo

I feel it on my ankle
now I start my own little dubstep
No streetdancer can do this
but the again down his pants no spider crept

its off
its out the window
my body still tingling
I can feel a very warm glow

If anyone saw this
I tell them it was a dance
I was practicing to get it right
to show my other half a bit of romance....