Das Decrements Describe Digs

Grasping figurative literary straws
poetic theme yielded
farfetched aggregate
i.e., where each dwelling

listed as figurative Stormy bedmate,
this nada so eminent (Eminem fan)
lived since the year MM at:
1148 greentree lane,

724 railroad avenue, and
2 highland manor drive, which
defy obvious numerical pattern relationship,
albeit tougher than dismantling

an atomic bomb
Fermi (Enrico) to create
least common denominator
nonetheless, aye delineate

laughably limpid, loquaciously lumped,
and ludicrously as an Uber Lyft
(please lemme look foolish)
evincing desperate clamor

ring blather already
prepping myself for fallout after,
I post very tenuous
schema attempting to enumerate

loosely linkedin previous
to present physical addresses
straining credulity to formulate
formulaic relationship between

street numbered residential places,
futile endeavor mathematical
relationship to generate
readying myself (hatches

being battened down) against
first responder, who
doth dare to humiliate,
this self serving ingrate
gnome hatter hood
awkwardly entwine goofily integrate

ting (Spike Lee's
She's Gotta Have It)
"FAKE" self importance,
sans presenting schema
with literary Bo Jangles

flourishes, that (EGADS) doth jaculate
utter cheek to jowl (consonant
to vowel) outstanding
Uttar Pradesh Khanate,
nonetheless strives to

feign making Genghis
(alias Matthew Scott)
Harris heirs legitimate
if necessary calling on

Trump to mandate
and/or asking supreme
court to necessitate
putting sanctions against

quasi (moe toe)
POTUS oxymorons
so American totalitarianism
can freely operate
in tandem with
Putin to participate!