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De-Puzzlers

De-Puzzlers

If lawyers get de-barred and clergymen de-frocked

Does it naturally follow and make sense

That electricians are de-lighted and cowboys de-ranged?

Need some answers, no sitting on the fence!

Can a motorist be de-fined, a balloon's mood de-flated

This silliness surely must stop

Do dead mailmen de-liver, are old ships de-ported

Better stop before I call a burly cop

Do musicians get de-noted, dry cleaners de-pressed?

Now hold on, I'm getting quite upset

Can models be de-posed, do tree surgeons de-bark?

Haven't heard any answers as yet

Do skirts get de-pleted, has your hair de-parted?

This must be some kind of a plot

Artists quit by de-sign, symphonies de-compose?

I think about d-eez things a lot!

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J A Overton

Hi, Jack this is cleverly written and leaves many a question unanswered lolΒ 

great writeΒ 

cheers jeff

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Jack Ellison

Fun stuff eh!!! Thanks for dropping by my friend!!!

Jack

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Deborah Evans

Hi Jack This is great, Cleverly thoughtΒ 
through and lots of funΒ 
Well done my friendΒ 
love n hugs Debs xx

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Jack Ellison

You sure made me smile with glowing review dear Debs! Thanks a bunch! Love and hugs, Jack xxx

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Dmitri Rudder

This write was Delightful.

Well done to those who are funny,

to those whose expressions are sunny,

WE find your writes quite punny,

A toast to those who are funny!

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