Poem -
Desperate Attentions
What women do not understand
that the best way to get a man
is to submit to their every demand
Now that those of a feminine gender
have been triggered by my sexist audacity
maybe they will temporarily cease ignoring me
Even anger is preferable to silence
when you roll this lonely
down the boulevard of the unloved
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Comments
Wow!! This is great STEVE...I ALWAYS enjoy coming to your page.....(apologies for not being around much of late!)......You have such a great bent of nature in the way you see the world....with such great humor which this world could Always use more of!!.....I Absolutely LOVE your first stanza here ~
~ "What women don't understand
That the best way to get a man
Is to submit to their every demand.." (LOL!!)
I also Love the picture you chose.....I am so sorry the "Stars" button isn't working correctly these days.....I would have left you 5 for sure.....and I PINNED this of course!!......ALWAYS a pleasure dear poet brother!!.....LOVE & ROCKETS!!.......T xo : )
Thanks T....I always enjoy reading your fun commentary ;)
Ok...here is one angry woman...lol. Have you been ignored?? I haven't caught any of your work on here...apologies...🤗
Hi Marion... No need to apologize...We have each other now ;)
Oh this did make me laugh! Sorry for not being angry... I just can't find it within myself to be. Clever, clever write 😂 x
Thank you.... Laughter generation was my intent so it was a successful poem
Definitely successful 👍 x