Dickless

My new wife is even more special than I could believe.
Because of my situation, many women would leave.
It doesn't bother my wife and that proves that she's an amazing chick.
She has chosen to stay married to me even though I don't have a dick.
One day I met a nice woman but she had a very jealous boyfriend.
Just because I spoke to her, my days of being a man came to an end.
He chopped off my pecker and threw it in the sewer.
The man became a psycho just because I talked to her.
When it comes to my wife, it's hard to believe that she chose to stay around.
Several people searched the sewers but my dick couldn't be found.
If you're a man, you may laugh at my situation but please listen to me before you talk to any chick.
Be careful because if she has a jealous boyfriend, you may also have to say goodbye to your dick.