" DING-A-LING.. DONT WANNA SING !?" X

" I AM HIDING BEHIND HERE, AWAY FROM MY MUMMY 
& SHE DEFINATLY AINT FINDING IT AT ALL VERY FUNNY !?
I AM SUPPOSED TO BE AT A SINGING CLASS
BUT, I AM SUCH A LAZY ARSE 
& I THOUGHT, ID BETTER HIDE AWAY FAST !
I AM SUPPOSED TO LEARN HOW TO FLY & SING
& SHOULD AT THE VERY LEAST, BE PRACTISING
SO I AM HIDING OUT BEHIND MY WING 
TRYING SO HARD, NOT TO MOVE A THING
I HOPE THAT SHE CANNOT FIND ME 
THERE IS NO WAY, THAT SHE CAN SEE ?
AS IT IS MY NECK , THAT SHE WILL WRING 
& THEN I WILL NEVER, BE ABLE TO SING
& I,LL HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME , FROM DING-A-LING
TO A CUTE BUT DUMB LIKE , KINDA FEATHERED THING
WHICH IS NO LONGER ABLE, TO EVEN BLOODY SING
OR AT THE LEAST , A DAMN GOOD BLOODY WALLOPING ?
I,HAVE BEEN HERE FOR  AN HOUR, NOW I WISH ID GONE IN 
& WHEN MUM CATCHES ME, I DEFINATLY WONT BE LAUGHING
I,LL BE STRAIGHT TO BED , WITHOUT NO TEA OR NO HOT  BATHING !
OH WHY DID I DO , SUCH A SILLY BLOODY THING ?
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS TO FLY & TO SING
INSTEAD OF BEING LAZY , & HIDING BEHIND MY WING 
SO,  HERE,S  HOPING THAT MY WINGS WILL KEEP ME CONFIDING
OR I WILL BE IN , FOR A GUARANTEED DAMN GOOD HIDING !?"

Tracy Timothy xx