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" DING...DONG !?X"

" DING...DONG !?X"

" HERE COMES MY , HOT PRE-XMAS WARM UP SANTA !
WHO IS ALWAYS BRIMMING, WITH SO MUCH SEXY BANTER 
HE IS SUCH A SHEER DELIGHT
HIS NAKED BODY , DRAPED IN FESTIVE LIGHTS
ALL DRESSED UP, LIKE A XMAS TREE
ALL READY TO BE UNWRAPPED BY ME
AS WE ONLY SEE EACH OTHER ANNUALLY
2 LOVELY LITTLE BAUBLES, HANGING FREE
TO PLAY WITH , OVER THE FESTIVITIES 
I WILL LET YOU LEAVE YOUR HAT ON ?
AS LONG AS I GET TO PLAY WITH YOUR SLONG 
& WE CAN PLAY ALL XMAS EVE, DAY LONG
& HAVE A RIGHT GOOD OLE , DING DONG 
BEFORE YOU HAVE TO RUN ALONG !
UNTIL THE STROKE OF THE MIDNIGHT GONG
WHO CARES WHERE THE REAL SANTA HAS GONE ?
I WANNA GO, WHERE THIS ONE IS FROM?
HE IS NOT THE SANTA THAT I HAD PLANNED?
BUT, THIS ONE IS ONE HOT SEXY MAN
JUST PUT ME IN YOUR XMAS SACK
& THROW ME OVER YOUR NAKED BACK
JUST IN CASE , YA FANCY A SNACK?
& TAKE ME AGAIN & AGAIN, TO LAPLAND
FOR THATS THE ONLY PRESENT FROM SANTA
THAT I WILL INSIST ON & DEMAND
& I SURE HOPE MRS SANTA DOES UNDERSTAND
SO JUST FOR TODAY, SANTA,S  MY MAN  !
& WHAT A VERY LUCKY GIRL I AM
FUCK IT , ITS XMAS & I DONT GIVE A DAMN
YOU DONT GET MANY LIKE THAT PER GRAM?
THE BEST XMAS EVE EVER, BECAUSE OF SANTA SAM
AS HE REALLY IS , A LEGEND OF A MAN
ALL MUSCLES & PECKS & AN ALL OVER TAN
HE AINT NO.WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAME
NO OTHER MAN, CAN DO THE THINGS THAT HE CAN!
TREATING ME LIKE A PRINCESS
IN HIS  DELUXE CARAVAN
I CANT WAIT FOR XMAS, TO COME AROUND AGAIN
SO ONCE AGAIN, YOU CAN FUCK OUT MY BRAINS
AS SANTA SAM, FULL FILLS MY EVERY DEMAND
ALWAYS LEAVES ME SATISFIED & FEELING SO GRAND
& HIS INTOXICATING SCENT ALL OVER MY HANDS
TAKE IT FROM ME. HES ONE HELL OF A MAN!
SEE YA NEXT TIME, AS WE ALWAYS HAVE PLANNED "!
 

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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sparrowsong

Hello Tracy...

I guess I won't have to ask you how your Christmas was?

GO GET SANTA SAM!

Have A Very Merry Christmas!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Tracy Timothy

HEY LITTLE SPARROW.....IF SANTA SAM ARRIVES XMAS WILL GO WITH A BANG LOL XX HERE,S WISHING...THANKS MY DARLING

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Jack Ellison

HOLY SIZZLING CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! You sure know how to turn a man's crank! My mind is blown... I'm sitting here just a whimpering blob of jelly!!! LOL MORE PLEASE! Love and sex... Santa Jack xxx

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Tracy Timothy

HEY....SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE MISSED ME SOME WHAT... HE.S NOT HALF AS SEXY AS YOU SANTA JACK, JUST MAKING DO  LOL ....LOVE YA XX

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Richard Waters

It is good to hear Christmas is so well planned at your house ! You certainly make sure Christmas is remembered ! :)

xox

Amazing work !!!  :)

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Tracy Timothy

HEY RICHARD ITS ALL WORKED OUT PERFECTLY...IN MY HEAD 

AW WHAT A SHAME... FINGERS CROSSED FOR SANTA SAM TO ARRIVE ON TIME XX : )

THANKS SO MUCH X

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Richard Waters

What you dream of sometimes does comes true,

Here's hoping that is the case for you !!!  X

Love your poems !

Have a very merry Christmas.

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Tracy Timothy

HERE,S HOPING THAT IS THE CASE FOR ME TOO... CHEERS RICHARD

SO GLAD YOU ENJOY MY STUFF...MERRY XMAS XX

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Bradford

Hi Tracy . You sure know how to paint a sexy sensual picture . A great memory for any Christmas for sure. Cheers on this sexy write. Hrl 

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Tracy Timothy

HEY HARDROCKLOVER...LIKE THE TITLE...THE PICTURE IS WRITTEN OUT OF SHEER FRUSTRATION MATE LOL & WISHFUL THINKING & THE PICTURE I FOUND OF COURSE MMMM 

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Tracy Timothy

SEE WHAT I MEAN, THAT DIDNT EVEN MAKE SENSE LOL....

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