DON'T FORGET TO BRING YOUR LION

My husband wants a big pussy - he's crazy,
draped over the chaise-lounge in conservatory,
I said that it would cost a fortune to feed,
to have such adornment, there is no need.

It would demolish the neighbours tabby cat,
cause indentations, droppings, wherever it sat;
he said: 'Don't worry I'll take it for training,'
glimpses of rosettes whenever it's raining.

There might even be a pregnant paws, pushing
me aside with it's arse, going thro' open doors,
I'll have to warn friends when they come round,
'It's sleeping now, for godssake don't make a sound.'

So forestall such grandiose ideas whatever you do,
I said to him: 'Please take that cat back to the bloody zoo!'