Don't Ya Just Love 'Em

Think today's gonna be a good one
Not really feeling all that bad
Except for a pain in my right leg
And my back aches just a tad

Oh forgot to mention my sinuses
They've been acting up of late
My eyesight isn't what it used to be
And lately my hearing's not great

I try to ignore the pains in my knee
All my joints are starting to squeak
Recently lost feeling in my fingers
Been constipated for about a week

I've developed a boil on my buttocks
That bothers me a lot when I sit
Have a little problem with my teeth
They're false but they're not a great fit

Aside from that, I'm feeling quite fine
Of course I have this mental problem
Must keep taking my meds each day
Golden Years, don't ya just love 'em!