Drama

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YOU'RE STILL HERE?

YOU'RE STILL HERE?

Not having Airplane Issues Right?

The Show hasn't ended yet?

Is there a reason you show...

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YELLING AT US

YELLING AT US

You don't know what you're talking about...

How many times have we heard that?

If we had a...

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JESUS IS MY BEST FRIEND

YES, YOU HEARD RIGHT JESUS IS MY BEST FRIEND
WHY HE DOESN'T JUDGE ME, HE LISTENS TO MY PRAYERS...

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Diagnosed with NON...

Diagnosed with NON contagious, yet incurable case of logorrhea...,

yielded following resultant fiction,
which arbitrarily selected thread
first popped into my...

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Once again, yours truly...

Once again, yours truly takes poetic license.

Whenever the missus irks me or complains...
I tell her don't "Hock me in chinik" nor kvetch
...

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The Late Douglas Adams

Dedicated to Douglas Adams (1952-2001) who died on May 11, 2001

The Late Douglas Adams

He was very tall, he stood six-feet-five.
He died too young, he couldn't survive.
He wrote "...

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WHEN THE NIGHT FALLS

WHEN THE NIGHT FALLS

You may not see them working in the light of day...

In the morning...

Surprise!

...

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I hate their fucking eyes...

I hate their fucking eyes on me

A fork to a gun
A smile to a scowl
A whore to a nun
A bark to a growl

Bitch,...

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Ah... the glory of a...

Ah... the glory of a restful sleep

Nothing beats the refreshing
blissful peaceful easy feeling
resulting from shut-eye after...

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DID YOU FORGET?

DID YOU FORGET?

If people ever fought for me...

I hope I would always remember...

I know about the Mandela...

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Everybody Knows

Everybody Knows

Everybody knows…

that pain keeps lurking
for a place to reside in every soul,
and the...

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A (starry eyed) burst of...

A (starry eyed) burst of creativity...

at approximately
a painfully early o'clock in the morning
give or take an o'clock
...

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TEARS, CHEERS, AND LAUGHTER

TEARS, CHEERS, AND LAUGHTER

Some people cried...

Some people laughed...

Some people stole...

Some people lied...

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JUDGE NEEDS A LAWYER

JUDGE NEEDS A LAWYER

How do you plead your Honor?

If you can not afford an Attorney one will be appointed by the Court...

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STEP OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE

WAKE UP

STEP OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE

If you knew a Trap was laid out for you...

Would you step in or avoid it?

How easy it is...

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Crime busting Houston...

Crime busting Houston police smoke out disjointed fur rats house...

formerly an abandoned Amazon warehouse went to pot
with mold and magic mushrooms growing in every...

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Death is not my name

Death is not my name

Time ticking
Changing, ageing and slowly but surely...
not existing

Stars aligned...