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DRASTIC MEASURE,S !?X

DRASTIC MEASURE,S !?X

COR I,M GLAD THAT SHE,S SAT DOWN!
SHE,S BEEN ON MY CASE ALL DAY!
SO NOW,S MY CHANCE
TO HAVE MY BLOODY SAY!
SHE AINT WASHED ME FOR AGES!
SHE GOES THROUGH FUNNY PHASES!
I STINK OF BLOODY CHEESE!
I,M EVEN PISSING OFF THE KNEE,S!
I HOPE SHE FUCK N WASHES ME SOON!?
IT,S NOT AS IF I CAN SAY PLEASE!
AT LEAST SHE AINT PUT
THOSE CRUSTY SOX. BACK ON TODAY!
IF ONLY SHE COULD HEAR
WHAT I,VE GOT TO SAY!
I.LL HAVE TO WALK IN SHIT!
THEN IT WILL HAVE TO BE TODAY!
ME OTHER HALF SMELL,S LIKE ME
BUT HE DONT MIND BEING CHEESEY!
I HOPE I CAN FIND SOME SHIT!
THEN WE WILL SMELL FRESH
LIKE FRESHLY  WASHED LAUNDRY!
AFTER. I,VE WALKED THROUGH IT!!

Tracy Timothy xx

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BLOSSOM

LOL!  That picture is gross Tracy ha ha!  Where the bloody hell do you think of this crazy writes you mad woman.  You have a weird and wonderful imagination hun, keep em coming LMAO:)

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Tracy Timothy

TA DOLL X  IT,S CRAZY IN MY MIND LOL X GLAD YA APPRECIATE MY RAMBLINGS

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BLOSSOM

Lol!  You wanna be in mine hun,   then you'd realise how sane you were ha ha ha:)

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Tracy Timothy

WHICH IS WHY WE LOVE EACH OTHERS WORK X WE MUST BE SO ALIKE HON
MY LITTLE POETRY PAL 

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