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Edsel

Edsel

I own something that makes my life a living Hell.
I've become a social outcast because I drive an Edsel.
When I drive it, I hope that I'm having a nightmare, I hope I'm only dreaming.
When women see it, they won't go out with me and they can't stop screaming.
Ford almost became a laughing stock because they made this automobile.
This is a car that nobody will buy and it's something that nobody will steal.
When I try to trade it in at car lots, the dealers shout.
I try to calm them down but they always cuss me out.
You'd better believe me when I say that this car is hated by all of humanity.
Why did I buy it in the first place, it must have been temporary insanity.

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