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Sharkstration

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Ian Halford

Everything was in perfect order

When I jumped from the boat to the water

A shark came in fast

Nibbled as he passed

I was my fathers son, now Iā€™m his daughter.

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Comedy Satire
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Limerick
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Lorris Morris's pictureLorris Morris1008 years ago

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