Epic

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Would the real “Matthew...

Would the real “Matthew Scott Harris” please stand up!

Yo...over here in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
all the other ones (that follow below)...
them...

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Sincerely Yours

A Queen' s Dilemma

Sincerely yours
The lantern was flickering
In the chilly Arthurian night
Sincerely...

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Nursery fiddledeedee?

Nursery fiddledeedee?

Humpty Dumpty knocked on Jack’s door, he had fallen off a wall again, so his head was very sore
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Sincerely Yours

A Queen' s Dilemma

Sincerely yours
The lantern was flickering
In the chilly Arthurian night
Sincerely...

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The Reaper

The Reaper

The dark and battered form approached
Beleaguered and self justified
unsung hero to the...

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Oh if only ?

Oh if only ?

I wanna wake up in the morning with the sunshine on my face so I can pickup my little ones and drive to a...

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Never Alone

Never Alone

I got a message for the ones who been living life alone
Those who are tired of doing it on their...

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Aging long haired pencil...

Aging long haired pencil neck geezer

(alternately titled no particular reason:
bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar
seven salad...

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My Brilliant Surprise ?

My Brilliant Surprise ?

I opened my bedroom curtains and I couldn’t believe my eyes as they focussed on a telegraph pole I got a...

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My heavenly Dove

My heavenly Dove

“Dear Lord up above please help me understand
Tho I realise this coronavirus was never something...

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The silvery, slithery Salmon

The silvery, slithery Salmon

The silvery, slithery salmon
skimmed the salty sea
It had so many hurdles
to reach...

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The fiddle and a tambourine

The fiddle and a tambourine

Hey diddle diddle you played your fiddle as I banged my tambourine
We climbed up a hill and we...

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Generic germane guy wallows...

Generic germane guy wallows in Weltschmerz

Along luscious green acres banks steep grade
(in close proximity to
Petticoat Junction)...

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Shamrock Shindig ball

Shamrock Shindig ball

Sing me a sea shanty Irish song
Chant me a celtic melody
I shall dance along to the bang of...

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My Tatty Teddy Bear ?

My Tatty Teddy Bear ?

My Tatty Teddy Bear?

My teddy bear is cuddly
My teddy bear is cute
He sits upon my...

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100% Natural psyllium husk...

100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy

As of late - I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk...

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Gypsy girl’s initiation

Gypsy girl’s initiation

She perfectly pouts as she puffs her first blow
Minute seed heads spiral through the wind as they...