("FAKE") King Harry Kane...

also unknown as (D. Lucian Null)

Sprung from the best
over active imagination damnedest
confection of this fictitious
writer of fiction earnest

and frankly hoof
avers zealous zest
(with sud'n soap er
ream conviction, undressed

compunction, and
especially divine collusion),
who proudly didst wrest
(however wrung er...

right), the presidency, (you guessed
correctly) from the ghostly
buster of Honoré d Balzac
("FAKE alias Hillary Clinton),

and bankrolled by Univest
in coordination with
Ham R. Sickle, lest
who didst hack private emails

of said Democratic contender
(during the 2016 presidential election)
successfully, and sufficiently
(amidst sudden unrest)

did (ill) legally
nominally sought after
highest stakes political con test
the dub bait hubble,

and admits rigged
a satisfactory farrago,
which predictably suppressed
any fat (or slim)

chance (Hill's Billy) more unlikely
getting struck by lightening,
while climbing Mount Everest),
which non barren smugness

of mine brought elation, messed
up supposedly clinched Clinton win,
whence foretold by gerrymandered
Oracle of Delphi, which

prophetess imp pressed
particularly how nefarious nest
of thieves spearheaded, schemed,
and sabotaged visa vis

ex post facto American government
didst discover sinister, sly, and
"NON FAKE"
surreptitious shenanigans

which laughably vaunted
I accord to Trump
"stupid, weak, lightweight"
Central Intelligence Agency.