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Famous last words...

Famous last words...

If my life depended on it and I had to wright for fame or riches !
My pen would dry up from a lack of words
My paper unfortunately will chase the ink from its surface
I'd probably​ go broke getting them two back together 
So for your information and mine
I'd mostly be a drunk..,..
And a life time of piss poor decisions..,

Sudden awoke from my odd ball delusion
Yarning and stretching 
It's​ morning 
Subconsciously thinking to myself 
" What a weird way to go out ! "  

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