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Flowers Would Gasp

Flowers Would Gasp

Once knew this man from Peru

His body odour was disgusting peewww

Whenever he passed

Flowers would gasp

As the air turned a violety blue

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Jack Ellison

Hey, you are a sweet one, Miss Val! Lotsa love and bunches of hugs, Jack xxx

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Lucas Lazar

There are people who are not washed in Peru, in China and in Honolulu, your glow even more than flowers of your surroundings people suffer it. To combat the bad body odor there is nothing like Lux SOAP, why is Hollywood stars SOAP. A greeting.

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