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" FLY KICK ..KARMA !?"X

" FLY KICK ..KARMA !?"X

" I AM BLESSED WITH SOME KIND OF POETRY POWER ?
THAT KEEPS YOU & I , INTRIGUED FOR HOURS !
I NEVER KNOW IF IT WILL BE SWEET OR SOUR ?
OR YOUR REPUTATION I WOULD LIKE TO DEVOUR ?
BUT, MY PEN GIVES ME THE POWER
WHILST JUST TRYING TO TAKE A SHOWER !
& WHEN YOUR ALL TUCKED UP IN BED
IM GETTING ALL THIS NONSENSE OUT OF ME HEAD
PERHAPS I NEED MY POOR HEAD READ ?
EARLY DEMENTIA IS AN ON GOING THREAT
SOME WOULD SAY ITS ALREADY TO LATE, I BET?
COULD BE ANY TIME OF NIGHT OR DAY?
SO LOOK OUT IF I,VE GOT PLENTY TO SAY!
IT,S THE PERFECT WAY TO START THE DAY
WHEN GOOD OLD KARMA, GETS IN THE WAY
& ITS READ WORLD WIDE , WHICH MAKES MY DAY
LOOKS LIKE MY GHOST WRITER IS HERE TO STAY!
AS WE HAVE BOTH GOT SO MUCH TO SAY
SHE WHISPERS IN MY EAR
THEN FUCKS OFF ON HER WAY
& I AM LEFT WRITING ALL BLOODY DAY
AS ANOTHER MASTER PIECE LANDS IN OUR TRAY
I,LL ONLY FORGET, SO I WRITE REAL QUICK
& CHOOSING THE RIGHT WORDS IS THE TRICK
TO DESCRIBE THE DAYS CHOSEN STUPID  PRICK?
YOU WILL KNOW IF I LIKE HIM 
OR IF HE MAKES ME SICK ?!
1 NIL TO ME & A MID AIR LICK
I THINK THIS KARMA METHOD. IS SIC!
SO I WILL FLY KICK KARMA 
& THANK YOU FOR THE DRAMA
YOU DO NOT WANT TO UPSET OUR TRACE
OR I,LL FLY KICK YA IN THE FACE
& ....ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS
NOT TO TAKE THE BLEEDING PISS !!!
BECAUSE I WILL STRIKE & I RARELY EVER MISS
OR ANOTHER TALE WILL APPEAR
AS I NOW NO LONGER, HAVE NO FEAR
SOMETHING VERY MUCH LIKE THIS 
DO I MAKE MYSELF CRYSTAL  CLEAR !?
OR I WILL MIRACULOUSLY  MAKE YOUR NAME APPEAR
& EVERYONE CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT, ON HERE "!

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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