Fogging Up The Windows
Assuming we're both heading for Heaven
When our days here on earth are done
Please save me a seat beside you dear lover
To continue with more naughty fun
Not suggesting anything out of line
Just some normal naughtiness, you know
Like the times we had in the back seat of my Chevy
What a blast... you sure put on a show
Taught me things I only read about in books
Young and inexperienced was I
You showed me stuff that boggled my mind
On your knowhow I had to rely
Don't think I've ever thanked you enough
Here's how I intend to repay
Promise to make love to you for all eternity
Believe these words that I say
Remembering how we were obsessed with sex
You were the absolute bestest by far
The downside was, it always seemed like night
Kept fogging up the windows of the car
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Comments
Lol. I sometimes miss those days, when your young in love with no place to go the car suffices. Good write Jack, you have a knack for picking the most humorous subjects to write about. Enjoyed. My Love and Respect.
Much appreciated dear friend! Feels good to lock back and reminisce! Love, Jack xx
YAY JACK!!!.........this made me smile all the way through.........there are so many little funny phrases along with tenderness running through this write..........especially the final line(Great).........and........"You were the absolute bestest by far.." (lol!).........you have such a cool gift for subtlety and humor...........well done my friend...........Love and Rockets!!...........T xo
So you're familiar with the fogging up of windows!!! So what red blooded teenager wasn't!!! LOL
Jack Ellison I bow at your feet, very cool writing my friend...hey what happened to 'Santa Jack?' I was hoping that he would stick around for about another 6 weeks or so....anyways bro love the fresh wordplay...have great evening
Hey Christopher!!! Was getting flak for the hat but I said screw it... it's back!!! LOL Thanks for the kind words... Santa Jack
hooray Santa Jack is back; thumbs up brother!....it's beginning to look a lot like (I can't say it yet...lol)
Yup! He just went on a short vacation... he's back until Christmas!!! HoHoHo!!!