FRENCH BEAUJOLAIS

He was favourite for the race today
No other horses would get in his way
That's what the media and pundits say
The horse's name was French Beaujolais
All the horses lined up to start at midday
The officials noticed there would be a delay
French Beaujolais had been led astray
He noticed a stable with freshly cut hay
The poor jockey who was from Marseilles
Went home for his tea and had a sorbet
French Beaujolais would not come out to play
Much to the punters utter frustration and dismay

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Comments
Dear Kieran,
It takes a person like me, with a lot of "horse sense", to fully appreciate this whimsical tale.
I give you lots of "AAAAAAAAAAAA's".
Love,
Larry xxx