Poem - 25 October 2013, 13:20 Contest Nominees THE FUCKED UP BARBER!! Jason Lee There was once a barber called Jase Who had a miserable face His wife was an arse His marriage was a farce But when they had sex it was ACE!!! Like 0 Pin it 1 Support CosmoFunnel.com You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal. Views: 3252 Rating: Total votes: 3 Poetry Genre: Limerick Listed in: Contest Entries 11 comments
Tracy Timothy25 October 2013, 13:55 must be x that barber dont do much for me x god knows what his mrs is like pmsl Reply
Tracy Timothy25 October 2013, 14:29 hell yeah x i wouldnt wanna shag him ! could do ya bikini line with them scissors tho lol while he,s there ? Reply
BLOSSOM25 October 2013, 14:36 Beat you to it Tracy, put my waxing certificate up on the fireplace but I think it needs a dusting down lol! :) Reply
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lol x 10 followers now jason whoop whoop
Must be my poetic genius Tracy LOL!! :)
must be x that barber dont do much for me x god knows what his mrs is like pmsl
HAHA cheers Tracy, he's an ugly mother isn't he lol :)
hell yeah x i wouldnt wanna shag him ! could do ya bikini line with them scissors tho lol while he,s there ?
Beat you to it Tracy, put my waxing certificate up on the fireplace but I think it needs a dusting down lol! :)
Thats me after a night on the razz, the mrs looks worse lol ;)
*his Mrs lol
Your humour makes me laugh Jason, must be the wine LOL :)X
Haha cheers Rachel, how many BOTTLES have you had lol x:)
Only the two tonight Jason thought I'd take it easy lol x