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" THE FUN FILE "!?X

" THE FUN FILE "!?X

" I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIMEĀ 
THAT I HAD SOME REAL FUN ?
THE FUN IN MY LIFE, HAS LEGGED IT & RUN
I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIMEĀ 
THAT I LAUGHED MY SOCKS OFF!
THAT MADE MY SIDES ACHE
THAT I WAS TO FRIGHTENED TO COUGH
THAT MADE ME PEE MY PANTS
LISTENING TO THE FUNNIEST RANTS
USUALLY ABOUT MY LATEST ROMANCE?
& REALIZING IT WAS ALL JUST PANTS?
I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE ME LAUGH!
THROW SUDS AT ME IN THE BATH
TIME WITH YOU WILL BE SO WORTH WHILE
IF YOU ​GAVE AN INCH & NOT TAKE A MILE
NO MISERABLE SODS, WILL CRAMP MY STYLE
AS LONG AS YOU CAN RAISE A SMILE ?
I WILL KEEP YOUR NAME ON FILEĀ 

Tracy Timothy xx
Ā 

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