Fun Net Ticks

And Sill Lab Buff Hick Aye Shun

Hip puck creasy (ad hoc) key hide dee came
hint hoo my noggin ear lee aire this in fame
muss sec hound day hove ape' pearl
(Lifer til death game)

tooth house sin ate teen,
an hon nah - bell and clapper bloke
mostly silly key ping (faw) lame
bing word tangler, rustler mangler, a (name)

grossly miss understood
acts ill rod gun metal read rose,
but ween mice elf (in tha same
deep blue sea of sigh bore space), and tame
ghost of Noah Web stir, (the "Father of American 
Scholarship and Education")

     His whole foods (bran)
holo hoe graphic image glee fully 
     danced like cranberries buff fore my ayes 
     gent lee guy ding even 
me thoughts. He nod did 
     'pon every hip proved fen 
phen dub bill loon. Thus sigh prose seeded 

     to brac kit this hen
speckled, pecked, choppy 
     ram bulling miss sieve. Now Ken
ya boll weave me, i.e.
     nope heart tickle to rhyme, 
     nor rheas zen, 
     hex planes this alien acu men?

Thus ice elf seal heck head 
     top pick dis gobbledgook de 'zure 
one long in the tooth 
     in dent charred papa, who war 

rents, through his Engle hush patois rue brick 
     mishmash heavy sack crow sank 
     deep into Davy Jones's Locker 
(as taut tummy by ma gram marred paw, 
     hewl leaved all his life in Bryn Mawr), 

tutoring, this war reed 
red word smith (screeching) 
     viva veneer real with no dis ease: 
     a broadcast inter gnash shin null plea
from puissant amazing dragon hill, though me
 
     heretofore jest playfully peppering 
     this poetic prey lewd pray zing gibberish,
boot ice till dune hot take for grant hit high lee
cogent, fluent, intelligent, lambent, overt

succinctness, thus strictly for sport
(maya tip pickle mowed
dis hopper end dee) inure inca hued bait tour
ring ship for fools (who russian,

where angels dare),
and (back to feeble poetic effort)
sum er all reed dears mite ache -
against hub bull telescoping confusion
your understandable hub jake shun accepted

now juiced feign ya enjoy this unleavened
posse sub billet he hoi polloi
whit ness sing poi je
nais sais quois, where snarky quisling

(un bean host tum me, a lame excuse
to instantaneously disguise mass elf combo
Marquee DeSade Motley Crue dub bull agent),
deaf fender jam'n royal Madam English to death.
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Etch hove us pea
gee ons dug in tar red bull feathery heals
(fig yurt tiff fully "speaking") sparing rod
spoiling alienated "grown child"
staunchly guarding stainless steel bedroom door
while inside boudoir bedizened bolero buck naked
Revel ling to Burt bach rock add dolt tree

'though peeved by traders joe king us
an gull low sax sans,
sued don numb us answering to
Lexi cog raffie (boot mile luck) oppose zing 

forces drew up whee
th (a pair rubble) en psalm bull,
thus hie flagellated
ex sigh tad lee by and bye

bias stating how crusty
cur mud gin fuddy-duddy's
stood ip hosed tom mode heron eye zing
zee diction aerie old stale liverworts, (a division 
     of non-vascular land plants 
     commonly referred to as hepatics) 
stead fast snap, crackling, and popping,

up like mushrooms
dime a dew zen resembling
Jay June, Cook Coon Rye Cobb,
and aye den decal sigh measly twins Rack hewn.

This Marchantiophyta tidbit (vin yet)
you might lichen to a natural car pet,
or maybe rank as excuse to fern hush
Quiet Pussy Riot battle cry sans Flickr ring jet
sons and purposelessness as rust
sing Soundgarden, hawk
camp pining with Birdseye Angus

ass kin where's ma beef,
and Chicken Scratch Clickr
as Groupon queue didst Flickr
hysteria, when Hotmail got linkedin,
(morel less thee end of po whim)
with unquestionable
verse sit aisle hook Nsync able liner

can tanker us rap scallion slicker
twittering did sucks as vicar
heed to ass him mill late yawping,
Snapchatting, trickstir
opposing banana, car ma,
dog ma, tau toll edgy, wicker
path isle hedge, and ducks hull low gee.