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G" AWD HELP US !?X

G" AWD HELP US !?X

I,M NOT UP HERE TO GAIN HEIGHT!
SOME-ONE GAVE ME A RIGHT FRIGHT!
I HEARD A BANG, & THOUGHT IT WAS A GUN
I THOUGHT SOME-ONE HAD SHOT ME UP THE BUM!
I SHOT UP THIS HANDY BLOODY TREE
LOST MY FUCK N MIND COMPLETELY!
I DONT THINK ANYTHING, CAN REACH ME!?
I DONT KNOW HOW, I,M GONNA GET DOWN?
I,M NOT A GIRAFFE. I,M A BLOODY CLOWN!
I AINT GOT A CLUE!
HOW I,M SURPOSED TO GET DOWN?
OH I FUCK N GIVE UP!
I DONT KNOW HOW LONG
I CAN HOLD ON FOR?
BEFORE I CAN DROP DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
I SHOULD OF. THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE!?

Tracy Timothy xx

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piusha singh

Dear Tracey you are the best poet who can bring a laugh to readers face.This one is epic...The picture complementing the lines.I am loving it.My high five and this one I am treasuring ..
Love
Piusha

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Tracy Timothy

aww plusha thank you so much for your lovely comments & votes i,m glad you enjoy my work & i made you smile : ) x

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