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G.I.LF SEEKS D.I.L.F FOR F.I.L.F

G.I.LF SEEKS D.I.L.F FOR F.I.L.F

THERE ONCE WAS A G.I.L.F NAMED TRACY
& WHO FOR A GRANNIE, WAS VERY TASTY
SHE,S DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR A D.I.L.F
WHO SHE HOPES, LIKE,S A BIT OF FILTH
BECAUSE THIS G.I.L.F IS GOING TO WASTIE!
I,VE GONE FROM A M,I.L.F TO A G.I.L.F
OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS
NOW ALL I NEED IS A D.I.LF & SOME FILTH
TO SATISFY THIS GORGEOUS G.I.L.F
BEFORE IT ALL ENDS IN TEARS
& BEFORE I REALLY DO REACH
MY REAL TWILIGHT YEARS
& BEFORE I,M ASHAMED OF ME REAR
RESPONSES PLEASE A.S.A.P
LEAVE YA DETAILS IN ME MAIL BOX
& WE.LL HAVE TA WAIT & SEE
NOTHING AT ALL OVER 80
OR OVER THE GARDEN GATIE?
& ANYONE WITH A MUMMY
OR THE NEED FOR A DUMMY
NOT ANYONE WHO IS SCUMMY
ALL THIS G.I.L.F REQUIRES IS YUMMY
NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR MONEY
BUT, YOU MUST BE REALLY FUNNY
& MOST IMPORTANT , VERY SCRUMMY
YOU JUST MIGHT BE THE D.I.L.F FOR ME?
& I MAY BE THE G.I.L.F FOR YOU
PICK UP THE PHONE & CALL ME
THAT IS  ALL YOU NEED TO DO
THEN THE REST IS DOWN TO YOU
DONT FOGET THO, I LOVE FILTHY
SO IF YOUR A VIRGIN, YOUR NO GOOD TO ME X

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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Tony Taylor

Hey Tracy..........you are "limitless"..........in your ability to make me laugh.........you have such a great grasp on what it is you're doing...........that it makes me a bit envious..........knowing your own mind and your goals makes it much easier to write.........and when I read you........it helps me keep my goals in sight........thank you for that........and for making me smile of course...........keep it up..........you're doing good things sweet poetess............ttyl...........T  xx

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Tracy Timothy

wow Tony i am so touched by your lovely words & honoured to sit on the pedestal you have bestoyed upon me, to say you are envious is crazy coming from a V.I.P  such a you are  & is more than i could hope for,to read about myself in your opinion, amazing thank you so much,  glad you have seen past the capitals lol xx

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