Girl friend I love you

My girl friend wants to know
 How much I love she
 She wants me to explain to her
 With words simple and romantically

I try to dodge the question
 And say "your hair looks nice today
 But she not buying any of it
 Her face swells up right away

So I ask my nephew junior on Face book 
  who is a real romantic dude
 They say he’s a real ladies man
 He knows how to talk to them real smooth

Junior said 'don’t worry man
 You know I got this cover
 In Trinidad they does call me
“The girls them sugar”

So he gives me a long list
 And I write it down on paper
 Tomorrow when I see my girlfriend
 Its love talks one after the other

Next day I when to see her
 And I carry a bunch of flowers
 I take out the list junior gives me?
 And get ready to love talk for hours

Girlfriend I love you
 Like a face loves make up
 Girlfriend I love you
 Like a monkey love the tree top

Girlfriend I love you
 Like a burger bun loves beef
 Girlfriend I love you
 Like a policeman love a thief

Well I must admit I was a little frighten
 Because she was really mad before
 But when she heard the first lines
 She Said don’t stop tell me more

So I tell her wait one minute
 And read my nephew junior list again
 Then I come back
 And with some new lines to begin

Girlfriend I love you
 Like a tailor love a pants
 Girlfriend I love you
 Like a lottery love a chance

Girlfriend I love you
 Like a mosquito loves to bite
 Girlfriend I love you
 Like the darkness loves the night

Now I think I have her happy
 Loving me again for sure
 She says keep on talking sweet heart
 But I did not write down any more

A woman does show lots of love
 But could change her mood real quick
 One minute she’s a sweet sugar cake
 The next she’s a pepper on a stick

So I have to be real careful
 Don’t know what I going to say
 So I make up words in my mind
 And start to tell her right away

Girl friend I love you
 Like a bald head love a hat
 Girlfriend I love you
 Like a front door love a mat

Girl friend I love you
 Like a tooth paste loves a brush
 And girlfriend really I love you
 Like a toilet love a flush

Well who tell me to say that?
 She tell me to leave and go
 So I say girlfriend I love you
 But she kicks me out the door

Well to make a long story short
 We break up that same evening
 And the next girl that I meet
 I wont ask for junior advice again