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" GOOD WIFE MATERIAL !?" X

" GOOD WIFE MATERIAL !?" X

" I COULD HAVE BEEN A VERY LOYAL & LOVING WIFE !
IF I HAD OF LIVED A DIFFERENT KIND OF LIFE ?
I HAVE REACHED THE AGE OF 51
& I STILL HAVE NOT MET ..THE ONE !
SOME WERE LUCKY, I DID NOT OWN A GUN
OR I KNOW I WOULD, HAVE SHOT AT LEAST ONE ??
NOT 1 OF THEM , WAS MY IDEA OF FUN?
THERE WAS NOT ONE OF THEM
I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO MARRY ?
I,D PREFER TO TAKE IT UP THE GARY?
I,VE HAD EVERY KIND OF TOM. DICK & HARRY
& NOT 1 OF THEM, MADE ME HAPPY AS LARRY
SO IM SITTING HERE UPON THIS SHELF 
WITH MY LITTLE SPINSTER SELF 
WITH NO HUSBAND OR NO WEALTH
BUT, THANKFULLY, I HAVE MY HEALTH
STILL NO SIGN OF A LOVING HUSBAND
WHO WOULD BE BLESSED, IF I WORE HIS GOLD BAND
WHO TOTALLY GETS ME, WHO UNDERSTANDS?
HE WILL BE THE MAN, TO TAKE MY HAND 
UNLESS FATE OR DESTINY HAVE OTHER PLANS ?
THO I CANNOT SAY I FULLY UNDERSTAND?
PERHAPS HE LIVES IN ANOTHER LAND ?
WHO WILL EVENTUALLY TAKE MY HAND 
& MARRY ME UPON FOREIGN SANDS
BECAUSE THE SINGLE LIFE
IS DEFINATlY NOT, WHAT I HAD PLANNED
STILL WAITING PATIENTLY. FOR MY PERFECT MAN !?"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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Delmayne Seekoei

HEY TRACEY THIS IS THE RHYMES OF A GOOD WIFE MATERIAL FOR SURE...TEMPTING IMAGE!!

SO PERFECT IS WHAT YOU'RE WAITING FOR??

GOOD PIECE!!

MAYNE...!! 

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Tracy Timothy

THANK YOU MAYNE...GLAD YOU THOUGHT SO X......PERFECT TO ME I MEANT? : 0

PERFECT WOULD BE SO BORING LOL X

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