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Grandma's Sewing Machine

Grandma's Sewing Machine

Because my parents wouldn't buy me any new clothes, I started using a needle and thread.
They thought it was embarrassing for a boy to do that so they started telling people I was dead.
I had to start sewing because my old clothes were falling apart at the seams.
But it really embarrassed my parents when I started using Grandma's sewing machine.
When it comes to the future, it's something that nobody knows.
I could sew really good and I started making my own clothes.
When I started using a needle and thread, it was hard for my parents to believe.
Dad says that he wishes he had used protection on the night when I was conceived.

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