Greetings to My Plaything

I find you have so many ways to lie

But then there’s so many ways to die

Why not just try them all 

And see what kills you first

I understand you want survival

But I have a bigger thirst

For the blatant look in your eyes

Just made this all way worse

So come with me 

down the elevator shaft

I’ll give you something more

I’ll give you something that any man

would surely want to explore

Maybe the sound of my laughter

As I push you past those faulty gates

Right into your final view

Before you turn to gritty paste

Or I’ll lead you into my empire

where love is my only desire

And I’ll strip you bare 

And with certain care,

wrap a snare around your neck.

Or I could take you on 

a walk in the park

And take you to a place of dark

And before things get too freaky

Kill you with a poisonous dart

Maybe we’ll take a boat ride

And I’ll kill you

With the blade of a knife

And afterward I guess I’ll hide

Your body in the sea

As your body hits the sand, 

fully ridged 

I laugh for to kill 

is my penchant

Especially you 

my darling

You have talent 

to make me tremble

But for some reason you resemble

a bitterly tortured child

You’re fear makes me wild, 

I go crazy

Perhaps I’ll let you live

Just maybe

A hard decision 

to let a caged bird go

But it doesn’t matter now

Since you’re six feet below... 

It’s just too bad

That you’re dead,

I’m kind of sad

I’m now sick in the head

I now only want you back

For someone else to kill

Anyone aside from the others

In your “manly” pack

But then the idea formed

And I became somewhat charmed

At the idea of slitting the vein

Or drinking away my pain

Maybe popping a pill

Or maybe just dying of ill... 

Thank you darling

Now that you’re gone,

I can really get some thinking on

About my new attempt

to return and redempt

to kill you once more

I hope to meet you in Hell

And I really don’t wish you well

Because honey I’ll be there myself

To tell you “Hi Sweetie Bell.”

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Wow…Was I bored or what?