Poem -
Happy Birthday Tony T
Inspired by Cherie’s Birthday poem “Tomorrow’s Colors”
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Cherie has written a lovely poem, for her Birthday boy Tony;
I know he thinks it falls on November first, but something has occurred to me!
I think that the real date of his birthday, is Halloween, October thirty-first;
But in order to protect their “Little Devil”, his parents had the date reversed!
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Happy Birthday Tony T
This is a Birthday joke from me
But the more I ponder
The more I wonder
If the truth it really be
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Larry, my dear friend...
his love and rockets
explode across the cosmos
spelling SIX ... SIX ... SIX ...
With this ingenious deduction, you have surely become Cosmo's new 'Great Detective'. The deerstalker and meerschaum must now pass to you, good sir.
your friend & fan,
J ;)
My Dear Friend Jason,
To find the Devil
You must first find the sixes
In their secret spot
My Dear Sir,
I "detect" a bit of humor here.
But sadly, I must "pass" your most generous offer.
First, the hat of my choice is a Stetson.
Second, I am vehemently opposed to smoking.
Your grateful friend,
Larry
P.S. Did you know that the greatest Detective School in the world, is the renowned Sherlock Holmes Institute of Technology.
Good Old S.H.I.T.
Larry, my dear friend...
Of course I'm aware of that fine and venerable seat of learning. I spent a semester as a visiting professor there some years ago.
They even allowed me to join their world-renowned a cappella group, the Whiff 'n' Poops.
your friend & fan,
J ;)
My Dear Friend Jason,
Which course did you teach? Did you possibly teach one with a lab, for I've heard that they do lots of experiments with excrements.
I also heard that their "world-renowned a cappella group, the Whiff 'n' Poops", all had severe cases of Halitosis.
I can understand why you spent "only one semester there".
Your eternal "jackass" friend,
Larry xxx
My dear Larry,
As you well know, I'm more a theoretician than 'hand in the mud' kinda guy. They did offer me a lab but, frankly, any job where your lab coat goes from white to brown in the first fifteen seconds of the lecture is to be avoided!!
To set your mind at rest, I spent my semester there as an Auxiliary Professor of Applied Eschatology.
You are right about the Whiff 'n' Poops though. But you can forgive a little halitosis when that rank and fetid breath has borne upon it music so divine as to melt your heart...and the occasional iron bridge!!
It's good to catch up with you old friend. And thank you for bringing to my mind such fond memories of my former S.H.I.T. days.
You know Larry, it's true what they say: "Memories...they're good for remembering stuff!"
My love to you and Linda...
your friend & fan,
J ;)
My Dear Friend Jason,
I hold out the white flag in surrender, for this one upsmanship contest, you have surely beaten me.
Once in a while, an anomaly occurs.
Your eternal friend,
Larry xxx
lol happy happy birthday linda j wright
Dear Linda,
Thank you for your comment, and may you have "Happy Day's" too.
Peace and Love,
Larry xxx
Lol!!... sorry for the late reply!!..... but.....I was born on 'All Saints Day'.... of that there can no doubt..... and...I pray this makes you scream and shout! (smiles).....thanx so much for doing this dear poet brother LARRY!!..... hugs-n-smiles!!......T xo ?✳✴♥☀?♥?
My Dear Brother Tony,
Actually, you're not far off with your humor, because we are listening to a Beatles song right now, "Twist and Shout", and we are having "A Devil of a Time".
Peace, Love and Rockets,
Larry xxx