Happy Mommies Day

Happy Mommies Day my favorite Mommy

Who's there to comfort me when I wake in the morn

With a comforting smile and a warm cuddle

Yup, of course, it's my dear sweet Momma

But I know how to manipulate this dear lady

I look at her with my googly eyes and coo

Just like all the birdies and animals

We certainly know what makes her get all squiggly

Mommas think we're all innocent and sweet

But in reality, we are born connivers

Born to manipulate, to look up with our googly eyes

And bill and coo and giggle and stuff

Look, we have all down pat, connivers yes, sweet, uh ya

So now you know, there's a subpoena in the future

For my arrest and internment in the loving arms

Of my dear sweet momma till I grow up and be a big people

So I will end this charade with a warm snuggly

Happy Mommies Day!!!

Until next year, same time, same cuddle

Your loving son, Happy Jack!