" HAPPY WIFE...HAPPY LIFE !?"X

W.......WASHING

I.........IRONING

F........FUCKING

E.........ETC,ETC,ETC

             &

H...HAPPY & HOPELESS ...........& COULDNT CARELESS

U...UNGRATEFUL, UNHELPFUL....OR TOTALLY USELESS

S...SELFISH, SHITHEAD.....WHOSE ALWAYS SNORING 

B...BASTARD OF A BLOKE & BLOODY BORING 

A...ARROGANT, ARSEHOLE,ONLY NICE WHEN HE WANTS YA HOLE?

N...NAKED OR NEEDY & ALWAYS VERY GREEDY, WHEN IT COMES TO HIS POLE

D...DO NT , DESIRE OR AM DESPERATE FOR ONE !

IT IS NOT MY IDEA OF FUN!
ID RATHER FACE A  LOADED GUN
THE RULES TO A HAPPY LIFE
IS TO HAVE A HAPPY WIFE?
KEEP HER WELL CLEAR
OF ALL LIFES SHIT N STRIFE!
EQUALS A HAPPY HUSBAND
WHO IN TURN, MAKES A HAPPY WIFE
WHO ARE BOTH HAPPY
TO SHARE THEIR HAPPY LIFE
PREFRABLY WELL BEFORE YOU,VE 
REACHED FOR YA FUCK N KNIFE 
OR YOU,LL BE MARRIED TO HER MAJESTY
& THEN YOU WILL BE REALLY DOING LIFE !
& SPEND THE NEXT 15 YEARS +
WISHING YOU HAD BEEN NICER TO THE WIFE 
HAD KISSED HER FEET & BROUGHT HER FLOWERS
INSTEAD OF JUST WATCHING HER, SLAVE AWAY FOR HOURS
JUST  HAVE GIVEN HER, COMPLETE FULLY EQUAL POWERS
& JUST HAVE LOVED HER.... & PAMPERED HER FOR HOURS 
& GOT A MAIDEN  IN, TA DEAL WITH ALL THE SCOURERS!"

Tracy Timothy xx