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HARRY THE BLACK NOSE DONKEY

HARRY THE BLACK NOSE DONKEY

Harry the black nose donkey
Had a very ugly nose
And all the other animals in the farm use to make fun of him
And call him a jackass where ever he goes

But one-day Rajpaul was asked to play Santa 
And give children gifts at a playground in Powergen
And he needed an animal to pull his bull cart
So he went to ask his sister in law Rookmin for a goat
 but saw Harry in the pen

Harry was a very big jackass
Swinging his tail and eating hay
Rajpaul say " Rookmin can you lend me harry
 to pull my bull cart today

Rookmin said " she wants five hundred dollars"
Because Harry is just a mule
So Rajpaul paid Rookmin and put a hat on harry head
And all the other animals were jealous
The jackass made them look like a fool

The chicken said to the goat
Why didn't he choose me
Everybody loves me
Just take a look at KFC

the goat said to the rabbit
Nobody likes a donkey
You will always hear about a goat roti
But never bout a curry donkey

Meanwhile, the neighbor pot hound dog
was laughing at them all
Because they made fun of Harry
He said " see you later alligator "
As he ran down to Powergen to see Harry

And Harry knew that he was a big ass
But today he felt like a little pony 
And as he pulls Rajpaul bull cart
People came out of their house to see

Walking through the cane field
With a Santa hat and bell around his neck
Rajpaul stops for a beer at a rum shop
Next to T&TECT

And when Harry reach the playground
Everyone starts to cheer 
And the children gather around Harry
As Rajpaul takes out the gift to share

Rajpaul wears a Santa clause suit
That his wife take all night to sew
He wanted to buy one 
But they didn't have any in San Fernando

So his wife buy a piece of red cloth
And it came out ok
And after two drinks of puncheon rum this morning 
Rajpaul is playing Santa today

Now every one love harry the black nose donkey
And all the kids are taking pictures with him
Some using new digital cameras
And some using the old fashion film

soca parang music playing
The joy of Christmas in the air
Rajpaul says thank you harry
For pulling my bull cart here

When Rajpaul take back harry to Rookmin
The other animals shout with glee
They said " harry the black nose jackass"
You will go down in Trinidad history

Rookmin told Rajpaul
every year come to back for Harry 
because she knows for every Christmas
Her jackass would make her some good money

Rajpaul drinks some more puncheon rum
until he got drunk
As he tells his wife the story
Of harry the black nose donkey
While eating bargee and Sada roti

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