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Have You Hugged A Llama Today?

Have You Hugged A Llama Today?

Have you hugged a llama today
Or a bunny or a kangaroo
You'll feel all squiggly and giggly inside
And a bit rumpity bumpity too

Not only will you feel all squiggly inside
But these guys will be wearing a grin
They sure like receiving those huggeroonies
You'll notice their tails start to spin

So if you spy a sad looking teddy
Or a kitten with eyes full of tears
Tell them you love 'em and hold 'em tight
You'll chase away all of their fears

Tonight when Mommy tucks you in
And gives you a big snuffily kiss
Remember the lonely animals out there
Blow them a kiss and don't miss

There's a moral here but haven't found it yet
Maybe it's hiding under a chair
By hugging llamas and other poor creatures
You'll skip down life's thoroughfare

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Jack Ellison

That's a riot... kooky fun!!!!!!!!! A bit sillyΒ but why grow up? LOL XOX

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Tony Taylor

Hey Captain JACK!!......" There's a moral here but haven't found it yet..".....LOL!!.....How I look forward to reading your stuff my friend .....makes me feel all squiggly and snuffily inside!! ?.......ALL STARS!!...... smiles!......T xo ??✴❀✴?

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Jack Ellison

"There's a moral here but haven't found it yet" ME TOO!!! Reading it over and over but NOPE!!! No moral... just some silly-ass nonsense!!! LOL Have a good one myΒ very good friend!!! Cheers, Happy Jack xx

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