Poem -

" He Know,s....Ya Know !?"

" He Know,s....Ya Know !?"

" He know,s when you,ve been wanking !
He know,s , If you are left or right ?
Or if you put a sock on it, In the middle of the night ?
Or if you have found yourself, In such an unfortunate plight!
He know,s that you cant help wanking
He knows, That you look a pathetic sight !
He know,s that you agree, That is why there is no light !
He knows, That to witness such a thing, Would give anyone a fright
Pushing & pulling & stretching it tight !
& wanking yourself stupid, All bloody night 
& thankfully only Santa, To see if your doing it right ?
Whilst you fill ya xmas stocking up, With utter delight !?"

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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