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" HEY YOU HO....HOW MUCH FOR A GO ?!" X

" HEY YOU HO....HOW MUCH FOR A GO ?!" X

" HEY YOU HO !..HOW MUCH FOR A GO ?
I,VE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO, YOU KNOW !
& IT WONT BE SO BORING. WITH A HO
SO GET YOUR PRETTY TOES , OUT OF THE SNOW
YOU BETTER DECIDE, WHILE IM IN GO-SLOW
WHETHER OT NOT TO COME , YA HO?
& MRS CLAUS, MUST NEVER KNOW 
THE SIGHT OF YOU IN THOSE XMAS TIGHTS
FILLS OLD SANTA, WITH SUCH DELIGHT
THAT I FEEL THE NEED TO TAKE A BITE
& REMOVE THESE PANTS, THAT ARE NOW SO TIGHT
& FOR YOU , TO KEEP ME WARM THIS NIGHT!
TO ACCOMPANY ME UPON MY SLEIGH
WARM AS TOAST UNDER MY COAT
WHILE I PLEASURE YA MAN IN THE BOAT!
I,LL DOUBLE YOUR PAY, IF YOU CAN DEEP THROAT?
GIVING ME A LOVELY B.J...
HURRY NOW, WHAT DO YA SAY?
DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH SANTA & PLAY?
I KNOW YOU,LL MAKE, MY XMAS DAY!!
& YOU WILL BE HANDSOMELY  PAID
& ONE OF THE FEW, THAT SANTA HAS LAID !
& I WILL GET A DECENT LAY
SO JUST SAY YES. IF THAT OK ?
RUN , BEFORE I GET AWAY
I,LL PUT IT ON AUTO PILOT, MOST OF THE WAY
& JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB,UP IN MY SLEIGH
& WE. LL HAVE THE BEST TIME,,,WAH HEY
& MRS CLAUS WILL BE NON THE WISER
AT THE END OF THE DAY
BLESS HER, SHE NEVER COULD GIVE A GOOD B.J
& HER FAT ARSE, COULD NEVER FIT IN MY SLEIGH
SO CLIMB ABOARD YOU HO.& MAKE MY FUCK N DAY !"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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