Hmm "Finger Food"

Hmm “finger food!”

I can only guess at what that means

Surely, we don't actually eat human fingers

If that's the case, it would be cause enough

For me to become a vegetarian

Then I could devour a whole “head” of lettuce

Or a bunch of celery “hearts”

How about an “ear” of corn

Or a “hand” full of grape tomatoes

Wait a minute!!!

That's still sounding a bit cannibalistic to me

Perhaps I'll just stick to honey and bird droppings

EEEUW! Scratch that last one!