" Ho Fred.. Your A Long Time Dead !?"x

" Ho my dearest, Sweetest Fred !
Still rising to the occasion , Even tho you are dead?
I do miss you darling, In our marital bed
& giving you , The most delicious head
But, That was before you was dead !!
& now you have, Got two hopesΒ Fred !
It is the alone times, That i most dreadΒ
With no-one to hold me tightly, Dear Fred
So please forgive me , Remember what you said ?
Never have no-one to hold you in bed !
So now i am sleeping , With ya brother TedΒ
& i am also shagging ya cousin Ned !
& like you always said, Your a longΒ time dead !
& i will always love you, My sweet Fred
But, Your brother Ted, Is much better in bed!
OOH.Just the sheer thought of him, Makes me go red
& i could not decide, So i had em both insteadΒ
As i still, Have to keep up my street cred ?
I was heartbroken, My heart it bledΒ
So, R.I.P. my darling , Im off to fuck TedΒ
Who knows the bloody Karma Sutra, From A-Z !!
& just for good measure, I think i will invite Ned?
& only sorry, That you cannot join us Fred !" x
Tracy Timothy xx
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wow now that's a well placed mushroom lol Got me to smile, before my coffee this morning, now that is a huge feat lol You're funny Tracy. that will teach this ole grouch bear in the morning.
Ha ha .. Now ya know what to do when your being an ole grouch, ? Β Just read my shit lol x Thanks hon
:) Just love it !
Warmest wishes ! Β XO
Bless you .. sweet Richard x
:) Β Hug.