Hollywood Hunks

We're not all Hollywood hunks much as we'd like to think
Some of us are simple down to earth dudes
With simple needs and desires, walking around in a daze
In a “wonder what the hell happened” mood

Before you can say “Oshkoshbegosh” you're muttering
“Has anyone here seen my damn uppers”?
Basically you're on the last lap, the end is closing in fast
Soon you'll be enjoying your last supper

But be of good spirits, even the most powerful succumb
Be happy with the contribution you've made
Then be of good heart and thankful for a life well lived
Keep smiling as your light starts to fade

We're not all Hollywood hunks in this big old world
Some of us are down to earth simple poopers
Satisfied getting through with only a few minor hassles
But we can always be joyous happy troupers