Poem -

Honey did u say something

Honey did u say something

Yapity yap yap yap
Yapity yap yap yap
As I open my beer
eat my dinner
watch TV
I barely acknowledge
the noise in the background
Yapity yap yap yap
Yapity yap yap yap
the show is almost
over
I am falling asleep
and in my subconcious
I hear
Yapity yap yap yap
Yapity yap yap yap

I awake a hour later
to the torments  of
Yapity yap yap yap
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My head turns
and I tell my 
wife " Honey, did you say something" ?
Yapity yap yap yap
Yapity yap yap yap..............

 

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pauline codd

i think my husband that was..was of the same ilk...I still nag him now.

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