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~HUMOG~?

~HUMOG~?

What the hell you looking at?
You never seen a 'HUMOG'?
I must admit we are a new breed...
Mostly human...
Partly dog.

This idea works fine for me
As having a dogs brain
Makes my life...
Simply easy...

A more functional body
With an intelligent mind
The ultimate creation
Of the.....Ā 'HUMOG Ā KIND'
I feel no desire to sniff your butt..
Or lick myself...
So don't call me a mutt!!

Feels good to pretend that I can read
And I won't get excited
When you pull out the lead!

So next time your out
And you see someone like me
Come over....say hi...
To this superior breed
Ā 

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Carey Milton

Haha...Cheers Merrill....I feel another bit of crazy comin at ya! lol

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piusha singh

Carey ,this concept of Humog itself made me to think and lines are hilarious...especially these..

I feel no desire to sniff your butt..
Or lick
So don't call me a mutt!!

Exceptional as usual..

Love

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Carey Milton

Glad you liked beautiful!...Thanks for reading hun! :) x

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