~HUMOG~?

What the hell you looking at?
You never seen a 'HUMOG'?
I must admit we are a new breed...
Mostly human...
Partly dog.

This idea works fine for me
As having a dogs brain
Makes my life...
Simply easy...

A more functional body
With an intelligent mind
The ultimate creation
Of the..... 'HUMOG  KIND'
I feel no desire to sniff your butt..
Or lick myself...
So don't call me a mutt!!

Feels good to pretend that I can read
And I won't get excited
When you pull out the lead!

So next time your out
And you see someone like me
Come over....say hi...
To this superior breed