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I Grabbed The Wrong Bag

I Grabbed The Wrong Bag

When I went to Walmart, a man bought the last Nintendo Switch.
I was angry and I decided to steal it from that sorry Son of a Bitch.
I grabbed it away from him but I accidentally grabbed the wrong bag.
I did it for my stupid son and he and his damn mother started to nag.
When I took the bag home, I saw that I grabbed the wrong one.
This poem would be rated R if I told you the words that were said by my son.
All that was in the bag was a cheap DVD Player.
Sadly, I didn't know that I robbed the Mayor.
The Mayor ordered the cops to hunt me down.
I was arrested and they took me downtown.
Because of a lack of money, I was stripped naked and ridden out of town on a rail.
Nobody could afford the $100,000 that the Mayor made the police charge for bail.
Nobody cares about the ordeal I was put through.
I'll get even with the Mayor if it's the last thing I do.
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