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I SAID..." A TRIM !"?X

 I SAID..." A TRIM !"?X

OH MY GOD. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
I SAID "  I ONLY WANTED A TRIM!"
" NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE MY BUM!
& RIGHT UP ME BLOODY RING !
I LOOK MORE LIKE A DIRTY RAT!
INSTEAD OF A CUTE PUSSY CAT!"
" WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ?" YOU STUPID PRATT!
I,M NEVER GONNA STOP SCREAMING !
LOOK AT MY BAGGY OLE SKIN "!
THIS IS SO BLOODY EMBARRASING!
I ONLY SAID .. " I WANTED A TRIM "!

Tracy Timothy xx

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