Poem -

I Went

" To see my Doctor "

I Went

I went to see my doctor,
I had discovered,
The most terrying diagnosis,
I took a deep, deep, breath,
And accepted,
That, I, am, allergic,
To beautiful women.

 

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Bernie Martin

I suspect that if tongue tied and twisted counted as a diagnosis then you would be far from alone. 

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