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" I WILL ..HAVE NONE OF YOUR BEAK !?" X

" I WILL ..HAVE NONE OF YOUR BEAK !?" X

" I WILL...HAVE NONE OF YOUR BEAK !
I SUGGEST YOUR QUIET, WHEN YOUR DADDY SPEAKS 
I HAVE  LISTENED TO YOU SQUAWKING AWAY FOR WEEKS !
TRY ACTING , LIKE  A YOUNG LADY!
& I MAY HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU ...MAYBE ?
YOU USED TO BE SUCH A GOOD BABY !
NOW YOUR DRIVING ME & YA MOTHER CRAZY !
SITTING HIGH UP ON YA PERCH, BEING REAL LAZY
WHY CANT YOU BE GOOD LIKE YOUR BROTHER?
& STOP FOREVER, PISSING OFF YA MOTHER
OR FIND YOURSELF A DECENT LOVER  ?
THIS IS YOUNG LADY, YOUR VERY LAST WARNING
& IF YOUR ARE NOT ANY BETTER IN THE MORNING ?
YOU CAN DESERT , OUR BEAUTIFUL NEST!
IF YOU CANNOT , JUST TRY YOUR BEST!
AS I HAVE HAD IT UP TO ERE. YA PEST
I JUST WANT YOU TO BEHAVE, LIKE ALL THE REST
& JUST DO WHAT EVER IT IS, THAT I SUGGEST?
& YES THIS IS ANOTHER OF DADDYS STUPID TESTS
NOW, GIVE YOUR BLOODY BEAK
A VERY WELL EARNED REST !!!
AS IM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE. I MUST CONFESS
SO MY GIRL, ITS TIME TO DO YOUR BEST!
& UNTIL YOU CAN, DONT BOTHER TO RETURN TO OUR NEST 
DO NOT EVEN VISIT OUR BIRD TABLE ?
UNTIL YOU ARE MORE, THAN FUCK N ABLE?
OR UNTIL THE DAY, YOU CAN SHOW SOME RESPECT
YOUR SILLY LITTLE HEAD, WILL ALWAYS BE PECKED !?"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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Tony Taylor

Tracy!!!.......you're so much fun.........I mean every time I come to your page I'm guaranteed a fun read..........I would wager that you're a dam good mom (don't know if you have children) because the advice in this poem was pretty "spot on" ~ and dam funny too.........I just Love your stuff......I'm gonna have to go back and check out some more of your stuff...........maybe after I get back from the doctor today..........good stuff Tracy!!.........well done.........smiles............T xo

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Tracy Timothy

aw Tony....Thanks so much for the lovely things you say about me...hope your appointment went well & i am exactly what the doctor ordered lol .... i am a mum yea to a very naughty 28 year old & a nannie to a gorgeous 8 year old called alf  that is the same advice i give her often & she still dont get it ... her son has got more sense thank god haha ....love ya too xxxx 

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